Sunday, January 4, 2026

A Discourse upon the Dissolut Estate of this Present Age


A Discourse upon the Dissolut Estate of this Present Age
Set downe by L. Mertzig, Scrybe of Schwanzfurt, in the Yeare 2505 After Sigmar

Knowen then, good Sirs, that yf mine earlier Treatise spake of the creeping corrupcioun of Chaös in the wyld places and the darker corners of men’s soules, I must now address a matter no lesse grievous, which gnaweth everi daye at my mynd. For I behold in this new generacioun a manifold dissolucioun, such wanton riot and intemperate vice as surely calleth upon the Ruinous Powers like to the tolling of a brazen bell in the dead of night. Yea, I say unto you, yf ever the attent of the fell Goddes were drawn unto mortal follie, it is by the yowth of our day, who maken play & sport of that which should breed dread and humilitie.

For wheras in days of yore, the yoong kept measure in their behaviour, walking not farre from the wisdome of their elders, now do they mocke all sober counsail, & sneer at discipline as thoughe it were a vile thinge. They spend their houres in tavernes uncleen, soaking their wittes in cups unnumber’d, & giving their eares to players of musick so shrill & disorder’d that, to my hearing, it savoureth of the howling of Daemons most vicious beyond the Veile. Some paint strange markes upon their very flesh, boasting in colours & signs they scarce comprehend, yet which be too-near in semblance to the dread sigils seen of olde upon corrupted stones & wayweard shrines. And yf ye wolde admonish them, saying that such idlenesse is the porch of wickedness, they laugh, & thay hight us dotards, as though mirth might sweepe away the troth.

But marke me well! The Ruinous Powers are not idle, nor doe they scorn the follie of mortal men. Nay! Chaös delighteth most in such as give themselves freely unto vice, needing no lash nor threat to spur them toward their own undoing. When the yoong scorneth labour, despiseth virtue, and chaseth after pleasures unbounded, the Wind doth quicken about them, It whispereth with uncleene tongues. For in every excess of gorethirst, Carnage findeth wrath; in every vanity, Lust planteth desire; in every unbounded craving for new lore, Forboden-Knoulech soweth uncertayne thought; and in everi sickenesse ond plaague Pestilens breedeth rot upon the fleshes and soules of hys suffrers.

Thus, doe I feare, with heavie herte, that the very heedlessness of this generacioun be as a beacon unto the Darke Godes, shining through the Immateriee like a torch above a midden heape. They wot nought what thei invite. For once the attent of Chaös be fixed upon a folke, swift followeth the dissolving of bondes, the unravelling of customes, the rising of strife, and the sundering of all that honest men have wrought. In sooth, mankind hath ever been weaker than the world requireth; yet never before have I seen with mine own eyen our yoong display so wilful a desire to fling themselves into the pit.

O that they would but hearken! O that they might perceyve the thinness of the wall betwixt mirth and ruine! For yf this course be not amended, then shall the tale of our empire be but a brief candle guttering in a draught not of earthly making. And whan the last flame faileth, and the night presseth close, none shall saye ye were not warned.

 

Lothar Mertzig – Parting the veil

By Beowulf

Lothar Mertzig, scribe of Schwanzfurt was an idea that came upon me combining two of my most prized passions, historical linguistics and historic editions of Warhammer. I wanted to add a monthly column piece in the vein of the annuals composed by the Anglo-Saxon monks in the Old English period.

The empire in the old world combines a lot of our own history with that of fantasy and I wanted to create a character that could exist in both of our worlds and by doing so bring them both closer together.

So how to straddle the gulf which separates us? The language of the empire is German, but had Lothar written his pieces in that not many of us would be able to enjoy them, the next port of call would be Old English, the language of the Anglo-Saxons circa 500-1100 CE. Now this would be my own personal choice as I adore the language, but alas we would stumble across that same hurdle in that not many people would be able to decipher it. The pseudo-archaic language used by many fantasy authors also would not do as the fact that it would not be historically accurate would offend my own linguistic sensibilities. Yes I am aware the irony of being historically accurate in a fantasy setting.

So, what to do? As in most situations like these a compromise seemed the best solution. I chose instead to base the language of the empire — in this my head cannon — to be right upon the turning point of late Middle English to early Modern English circa 1400-1600 CE with a very liberal dash of artistic licence. This would not only be a linguistic challenge for me to attempt to meet but would also solve the problems of being intelligible to speakers of modern English and hopefully in doing so would part the veil between both our worlds.


Tuesday, December 30, 2025

The Merciless Maniple of Maimwrack Warspasm

These words inscribed in scrimshaw, 
Jagged grooves in a Jabberwock’s thigh bone.  
I carved them with a rusted awl while the bone still steamed.  


I am Maimwrack Warspasm. I was born in the echo between oaths.  

Malal found me there. Laughing. Broken.  

My flesh was feeble, so I shed it for clockwork and iron.  

Now my body ticks with hatred and spite.  


I was not born alone, my twin hangs from me like a millstone around my neck.

He mutters mercy and doubt, old prayers I strangled long ago.  

Malal forbade me kill him, so bear him I must, screaming sermons on my back.  


At my side pad a pair of blasphemous hounds from the East. They hunt hope, not meat.  


Dark elves follow me. Silk, poison, and broken promises.  

They would slit my throat for pleasure if I still had one.  

I relish the thought. Treachery is devotion.  


Orcs march by my side. They do not know my god’s name, and that pleases him.  

They only know that I lead them to war.  

War is truth.  


Skaven skitter in the shadows, plotting my fall.  

Whispering and scheming, watching my back, waiting for weakness.  

I savour their gaze.  


I declare war on the gods who claim dominion.  

I am Malal’s contradiction given form.  



Maimwrack Warspasm 
 

Undivided Chaos Warrior Champion with chaos armour, and additional hand weapon.

Rewards:

Demonic Creatures: 2 chaos hounds.

Mutation: Technology (chainsword).

Mutation: Mechanical legs (tracks).

 

Apologies to Don Hans of Slaves to Lead blog, whom I mercilessly stole the paint scheme from. It was done in awe and admiration.

 

 

2 Chaos Hounds (Rewards)
 
4 Dark Elves with crossbows, and shields.
 
 
 5 Orcs with hand weapons, light armour, shield, and warty skin.
 
 
 6 Skaven with hand weapons, light armour, shields, and irrational hatred.


A Chaos Warband built by Zoatibix, using the Down Under Empire's Realm Ov Chaos rules (on Crom’s Hall blog).

The Merciless Maniple of Maimwrack Warspasm


Undivided Chaos Warrior Champion with chaos armour, and additional hand weapon.

Rewards:

Demonic Creatures: 2 chaos hounds.

Mutation: Technology (chainsword).

Mutation: Mechanical legs (tracks).


4 Dark Elves with crossbows, and shields.

5 Orcs with hand weapons, light armour, shield, and warty skin.

6 Skaven with hand weapons, light armour, shields, and irrational hatred.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Pete Taylor’s Skaven Army

 
 by Zoatibix
 
Many years ago, I think in about 2005 I was surfing the ol’ information superhighway and came across Pete Taylor's magnificent Skaven army up for auction. It was being sold by 'The Virtual Alchemist", a really interesting website that may have been connected to The Stuff of Legends in some way? They often sold relics from GW's past, such as original painted figures, and ex GW staff collections. I also distinctly remember seeing a big lot of original John Blanche figures up for auction, including many that were in various publications and very famous and recognisable.

I couldn't believe my eyes, here was the very same iconic army from the colour pages of the Warhammer Armies book. The army I had drooled over and marveled at, wondering how could any one possibly assemble and paint such a verminous horde! I must have squinted so hard to try to make out the intriguing painted details through the blurry CMYK moiré, I'm sure its why I need glasses today. This Skaven section of my Warhammer Armies book is in tatters, the pages loose from the binding and stained with grubby paint stained finger prints from being pawed over so frequently.
 
 
 
 Pete Taylor's Skaven Army showcase from Warhammer Armies.
 
Luckily I had the wherewithal to save these auction photos before they disappeared. I took a lot of inspiration from them as well as those in Warhammer Armies for my own Skaven army - in particular the overall dingy tone, free hand runes and decoration, and cotton wool warpstone smoke.

On that old hard drive they remained for about 20 years until just recently when Beowulf and I started chatting about the various army showcases in Warhammer Armies, and I remembered that I had these photos filed away. It is very gratifying seeing clearer, better quality pictures of this iconic army, as well as many models that didn't make it in to the original showcase and were perhaps later additions. I hope you will get a kick out of seeing them too.

Just to reiterate- these are not my photos or figures, I only had the fortune to rescue them from digital extinction, and am posting them as I think they are worth saving as a significant part of Warhammer history, and may be of interest to Oldhammer fans.

 
Check out this siege tower/war machine! I think it is made from Snotling Pump Wagon chassis configured into triangular hoarding, echoing the iconography of the Skaven. Great idea and execution, would love to see this in a siege game.
 
 
This next group of figures must be a later addition - the quintet of Skaven special characters sculpted by Jes Goodwin and released during 4th Edition.

Lastly some of the most interesting and unique figures of this collection - a group of converted Rat Ogres. Many of them take the concept of "Rat Ogre" quite literally, some of them more "Ogreish" than you might expect, with just a few ratty details, others are based on classic Jes Goodwin Ogres with custom sculpted details, some of them may even be complete scratch builds.

I happen to have a few more pictures of Pete Taylor's auctioned figure collection, but I will save these for another post.